Exactly what the author had in mind January 26, 2008
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Despite my training in mathematics, I spend most of my day writing. And my group is a sort of end-to-end publishing house. I start with blank paper and wind up with a camera-ready book.
So I’m now acquainted with many of the finer points of publishing, like kerning, ligatures, and the fact that leading is pronounced “ledding”. I can’t imagine being the author of this book.
Update: Thanks, Xan, for pointing out the spelling mistakes in my original post. I’m used to using MarsEdit for all my entries, but that one I did using the WP web interface. Grrr.
Power to the Notaries! January 18, 2008
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How dare the members of an unnamed trivia team doubt my bona fides as a duly appointed Notary Public of the State of North Carolina.
They will never learn the difference between an attestation and an affirmation, and I hope it shows up in next week’s round.
As the picture explains, I’m hoping for a crimping event in the next season of American Gladiators. I’ve been working out:
Follow-up to Ben Moser January 17, 2008
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I couldn’t agree more with Ben’s post at Big American Party! This comment won’t appear, so I’ll post it here.
IMHO, if there’s ever a time to plan to make big pots of soup, nice big roasts of meat, or simple cooking lesons for the small kids, it’s while you’re trapped inside because of snow. Oh, and do you think the library was swamped with people getting “Moby-Dick” or whatever other classic they never appreciated as a child?
Instead, everybody opts for sandwiches and television.
Oh, and Ben, should I replace Dr. Venus with Soccer Mom Monica as my favorite contender? Weird how all these contenders turn out to be Something/Model/Actress. Weird
My Workspace January 16, 2008
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Here’s my first attempt at using Notes on Flickr. A Lee-eyed view of where I work every day.
Top Ten Economic Fallacies January 13, 2008
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Here’s a fantastic article on the top ten economic fallacies that this econometrician wants to dispel. The only one I was already aware of was his first: the “broken window” fallacy, wherein a broken window results in work for a hardware store, a carpenter to install it, causing money to be inserted into the economy, spent, and circulated, thus a better economy.
Trask’s explanation:
The fallacy lies in a failure to grasp what has been foregone by repair and reconstruction—the labor and capital expended, having been lost to new production. This fallacy, seemingly so simple to explain and grasp, although requiring an intellectual effort of some mental abstraction to comprehend, seems to be ineradicable.
After the horrific destruction of the Twin Towers in September 2001, the media quoted academic and corporate economists assuring us that the government’s response to the attacks would help bring an end to the recession. What was never mentioned was that resources devoted to repair, security, and war-fighting are resources that cannot be devoted to creating consumer goods, building new infrastructure, or enhancing our civilization. We are worse off because of 9-11.
Dr. Venus is an imposter January 11, 2008
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Imagine my surprise—nay horror—when I discovered that my favorite American Gladiator contender to be an American Gladiator (thanks Ben), Dr. Venus, is a professional reality show star.
Her web site contains a resume (I”m sorry, “media resume“) that lists the following.:
- American Gladiators — Contender — Reveille Productions/NBC
- Diagnosis X — Dr. Rachel Toledo — GRB Entertainment/TLC
- The Bachelor: Paris — Bachelorette — Next Entertainment/ABC
- Temptation Island — Single Woman — Rocket Science Labs/FOX
- I’d Do Anything — Featured Competitor — TWI / ESPN
- Scream Play — Featured Competitor — E! Entertainment
- Star Dates — Featured Guest — E! Entertainment
- How Do I Look? — Featured Guest — E! Entertainment
- Lawless — In-Line Skater — FOX
Open your home wireless network! January 10, 2008
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None other than the irrefutable Bruce Schneier has explained in two places (this Wired essay and in an answer on the Freakonomics blog) that it’s good in many ways to run an open home network. For a long time, mine was closed, but I have recently opened it because of his opinions.
To me, it’s basic politeness. Providing internet access to guests is kind of like providing heat and electricity, or a hot cup of tea. But to some observers, it’s both wrong and dangerous…
I remain unconvinced of this threat, though. The RIAA has conducted about 26,000 lawsuits, and there are more than 15 million music downloaders. Mark Mulligan of Jupiter Research said it best: “If you’re a file sharer, you know that the likelihood of you being caught is very similar to that of being hit by an asteroid.”I’m also unmoved by those who say I’m putting my own data at risk, because hackers might park in front of my house, log on to my open network and eavesdrop on my internet traffic or break into my computers. This is true, but my computers are much more at risk when I use them on wireless networks in airports, coffee shops and other public places. If I configure my computer to be secure regardless of the network it’s on, then it simply doesn’t matter. And if my computer isn’t secure on a public network, securing my own network isn’t going to reduce my risk very much.
Trivia from Linda’s 07JAN2008 January 9, 2008
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Round 1:
- Which one of Christopher Columbus’ three ships was the largest?
- What is the capital of Australia?
- What was the first NHL team to win back-to-back Stanley cup titles?
- Who commanded the two opposing sides at the Battle of Gettysburg in 1863?
- Who wrote and recorded the song “Blinded By the Light” in 1973?
Round 2:
- Name the first president to attend a baseball game, the first president to throw out the first pitch, and the only president since then that hasn’t thrown out the first pitch.
- I’m going to name four countries that have changed their name. Give me their current name.
- Siam
- Burma
- Gold Coast
- French Somalialand
- Based on their patent, place these inventions in order:
- Telephone by Alexander Graham Bell
- Elevator by Elisha Otis
- Radio by Marconi
- Ballpoint Pen by John Biro
- Name the diseases caused by the deficiencies of the following vitamins:
- B1 (thiamine)
- C
- D
- There have only been two people to win Nobel Prizes in two difference fields. Name the people and the prizes.
Round 3: Movie Round
Name the movie from which these quotes are taken. Then, name the theme for all five movies.
- “He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!”
- “Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.”
- “That’s good with me, Star Child. I’m down to my last few lives.”
- “I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!”
- I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog’s ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That’s my pleasure.
Round 4: Music Round
Name the title and artist for the intro clips you find
here.
Round 5: Top Ten
Atlanta and Chicago are the two busiest airports when you consider number of passengers. Name the top ten airports in the US based on cargo.
Le semestre prochaine: Fantasy and Fiction January 6, 2008
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I’m enrolled in two courses next semester. One is a French Literature special topics course (FLF 595) dealing with the “fantastic” in French literature. I bought several books while in Paris, and have completed the set just now. Here’s what I’ll be reading and writing about:
Contes fantastiques par Théophile Gautier
Le Horla et autre contes fantastiques par Guy de Maupassant
La médianoche amoureux par Michel Tournier
La Pleurante des rues de Prague par Sylvie Germain
Amérique par Jean Baudrillard
Vu du ciel par Christine Angot
plus (I think) some other shorter works.
The movie Diary of a Madman was based on Le Horla, a “being” that slowly dominates the thoughts of the protagonist. I’m also interested in Amérique which bought in Paris: a large picture book filled with narrative by Baudrillard. However, the book I was supposed to buy is the Livre de Poche version: essentially a trade paperback with no pictures printed on newsprint.
I wonder if there’s steampunk fiction in the French oeuvre?



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